Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Back to typing

So right now I am putting the pictures on shutterfly, since we shared our vacation by phone I might as well share the pics too. Check them out here!! I miss having my morning cigarette in the window with our awesome view. I hate the barracks. I got back here about 8 and passed out, at 930 or so there was a knoicking on my door, a constant one that I thought was Chris, I scream what and they keep knocking, finally I sit up a bit and screamed get the fuck away from my door before I fucking kill you. By that time the door opens and 2 guys come in to inspect my room. They were trying to yell at me for having shit all over and taking up the whole room when I don't have a room mate. I covered my head with the blanket and said that I am on leave and got back from vegas at 5am. They kept talking and told me to clean it up by tomorrow, I said yeah what ever. I didn't see what rank they were I know they were less than E-7 because they were wearing utilities. Then on the way out one said he thought I was bullshiting him, I said no it will be clean tomorrow. But I was bullshiting because tomorrow I will be at warped tour! I have failed every inspection since I have been here anyway.

SO of course I don't remember everything I said on the audioblogs but I did get to do everything I wanted and I am glad Chris went because he got me to do other shit that was really fun, like climbing out to the edges of the grand canyon, and walking out throught the desert. I found it amuzing that the topless showgirls were mostly A and B cups, I guess they think if they are too big that it would get in the way with their dancing. There were bigger ones but they stayed covered up. Chris just kept saying hey thanks for paying so I could see boobs. It was funny people kept laughing at us. There was also these 2 asian guys that I need to talk about. Funny little asian guys. They were the flexible guys who got into a barrel and was waddling around in spandex with their tiny little penises, doing moves where they were rubbing their ass in each others faces. We were cracking up and we were surrounded by asians. Ok whatever I lost my thought by putting descriptions on the pics so check them out.

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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Here we go....

I deserve my beam and coke tonight, I buit my wall of lead bricks today sure they may only be 10-20lbs a pice but I threw about 80-120 today at least. I talked to martini since that may be the only blogger I get to meet out of this Vegas blogger convention that TG started and id unforunatley unable to follow through with. I am trying to talk Chris into driving to see her if she isn't able to come to Vegas. I think we are both incapable of planning anything, we can come up with general ideas of what we want to do but that will go from when we get there. It is all on a whim like the rest of life we decide at the last moment since we can't communicate straight as always. Whatever happens happens and hopefully I will audioblogg most and get pics like I want too, I may need to buy a bigger memory card tomorrow. Oh well. I am tired as shit and wanted to see if he want to hang out, I know he wanted to see his parents tomorrow but I am bored and know he said last night he was bored since everyone was sleeping when we are on leave. I wish branshine ans CPW would come but she seems not interested in my site lately so why bother her. Martini seems almost as crazy or at least as cool so I better at least get to meet her. Plans have been made and changed a shitload of time so let's see what happens. Time to find something to do!

Monday, August 01, 2005


I just gave Chris a mohawk for Vegas baby! Posted by Picasa

Ahhhhh Vacation

It's nice to sleep til 11 though I then jumped up and was out the door by 1130 to get to my second job. That's only so I'll have money when I get back from Vegas. After paying my bills this weekend I saw that I have up to a little more than $1500 to blow. Granted probably 300 is going to go to my new tattoo that I am planing of getting there. My reaper on my bare leg that I have been debating on spending my money on for a little over a year now, what better memory of my trip than a tat. That should be more than enough to spend a little gambling and drinking. I want to see at least one showgirl show out there, they are kind of expensive, I was looking them up earlier, they range from like $50 bucks and up. So if I have to I may have to cover Chris's expense since it is something I want to do, I don't mind, I need to talk to him about it. I have to buy some contacts today or tomorrow to be sure I don't end up having to wear my glasses. I need to find out if he wants me to give him a mohawk. I was thinking about doing it but he brought it up and is used to being bald so it's all him. I'll just have my hair spiked. My mom asked me last night if I was packed and ready yet, I said of course not. I am going for 4 days. I'll throw everything together probably tomorrow night or so. I was also looking up some of the clubs but don't know about them. Dress codes are a big thig that pisses me off. Coyote Ugly is casual, a place called Bikinis says "fashionable", what the hells fasionable? Studio 54 is out it says no Tennis shoes, boots, jeans, t-shirts. I should go in my boxers and in sandals. I hate dressing up unless it's one of those times where I do it for someone else because I want to, like a date or something and even then I hardly wear khakis or a dress shirt, or dress shoes. Usually just one or the other and dress shoes are only for court and funerals. So I will go with my normal jean shorts and t-shirts and maybe I will throw a pair of khakis and my silky dragon shirt in, but no room for dress shoes. Well Vans shouldn't be considered tennis shoes. Hmmmmm. Who cares if they don't want me to come in as me they can burn down, I'm not going in as someone else. Well my boss is here. So need to get off here. #more days til Vegas Baby!!