Happy Halloween

This weekend was pretty fun, we had a Halloween party. I don't think we'll ever get up all the fake spiderwebs! We had fun though, the kids ran wild upstairs, we all talked and had horror movies on. When most people left us remaining played Taboo again, HB and I remain undefeated!! Though she was getting mad at me and calling me stupid... I had a couple drinks, sorry I wasn't on my A game, but we still won against 3 people. I seem to be having a problem adjusting to Gabe being back. I just got too used to the quiet I guess, but I am going to try to keep my mouth shut, which is hard for me. But I need to understand he is readjusting too. But aside from that everything has been pretty boring, not much to post. Work, work, work as usual. I got only a few weeks left of work for the navy, I have been debating about getting my last haircut but I think I'm just gonna let it go. What are they gonna do... fire me?! I am gonna go back home this weekend to see my boy. It'll give HB and Gabe time to chill together without me yelling. We lost power for a couple hours yesterday, that sucked! I was a bit hungover too so then I couldn't just veg in front of the tv, I tried reading but it wasn't that bright out and was putting me to sleep. Umm that's about it. I guess I'll come back when I have something to say. Later.

Atreyu, From First to Last, Everytime I Die, Chiodos!!

As most my concerts do it started waiting in line. The main problem with my type of music is all the poser little kids who are annoying as shit. So the show sold out a couple days before HB and I had to wait in line outside for about half an hour or so with all the little kids talking about stupid shit. It was annoying and HB kept reminding me that I was lucky she loved me, but I reminded her how much Marie Antoinette sucked ass. So we get inside get a drink and chill waiting for Chiodos. I have to warn you there isn't many good pics because the lights kept messing it up, we'd get a good shot and a light would hit the camera, we ended up deleting most of them. You can see all the ones we didn't delete HERE AT SNAPFISH.


Chiodos was great!! Full of energy, sounded just as good as on the album. I wanted to go and meet them afterwards but there were so many kids around I didn't want to lose our spot. At the end he gave a speach about how they were regular guys just like us, who love to play music and are lucky enough to make money doing it. It was cool, I will definately want to see them again. Hopefully they will make a new album soon. Next on the bill was Everytime I die.


I forget where I first heard Everytime I Die but I picked up their album a while back, I really liked it. It's very fast, some funny and crazy lyrics. It is definately moshing music!! I need to type these after I see the show so I still have the energy from seeing the band. It's hard to put it into words days after. But I don't have a problem voicing my opinion about the next band, From First to Last.


I remember I first heard From First to Last on a compilation album. The song was "Note to Self" A nice little ballad of sorts but I dug it. I bought the album which was pretty good. I was constantly debating whether or not the singer was a guy or girl though. It was very hard to tell. By the picture you may or may not be as confused as I was seeing Sonny in person. Sonny is like 5 foot nothing, long hair, big hoop earings, looks like a chick, sounds like a chick, but apparently isn't a chick. This was the band all the little kids came to see, they all screamed at the top of their lungs was at a pitch that ruptured my eardrums. This band has moved into my pile of poser bands with My Chemical Romance, Aiden, and whoever else I can't think of at the moment. They had some crappy distortion on the vocals that really hurt my ears too, in betweeen songs when he'd talk you couldn't understand him. It was gay!! But Atreyu wasn't gay!





I missed Atreyu at warped tour a couple years back, because of My Chemical Romance. But they kicked major ass!! Unfortunately I haven't got their newer album yet and didn't know all the song but they played a couple from The Curse. And it sucked because we left early to avoid the traffic and HB was hurting. We were tired and my legs were hurting from standing for 5 hours and she's got a bad knee so I knew she had to be in a lot more pain than I. They definately rocked the place though and thankfully most of the poser kids left after FFTL, their parents were probably outside waiting to pick them up. But all in all it was a great concert besides the kids and FFTL, but live and learn, now I know not to see them again!! Atreyu is the shit though I am getting the new album this week, Deathgrip on Yesterday!!

Weekend minus the concert

I will post about the concert later tonight. This is just a quick post to kill some time before I go to my eye appointment. The concert was fun. Marie Antoinette was gay as all hell!!!! HB said she liked it but I think she was just saying that because the movie pissed me off so much. There is no point to the movie, there is no story, no plot, no anything. Well there is Kirstin Dunst butt but that's it. What the commercial trailer and imagine it being 2 hours long and thats the movie. She goes to France is married, she lives, and the leave. They have little things that make you think something will happen but nothing. Towards the end people were rioting and I was hoping that she got her head put on a pike or something but nope nothing. I just read that she was beheaded, why wasn't that in the movie!! Ok I'm mad again so I'll stop.

Friday we went to a Haunted trail thing in Olney. It was fun because HB and her friend kept getting scared and screaming but it wasn't worth $20, and then the $7 for a gay corn maze, you just walk around corn. No one to try to scare you nothing just walk and half of it was messed up because people would get irritated and make their own paths. But it was a pretty good time just getting out and hanging out. We were trying to get to one up by Baltimore but when we started heading there the traffic sucked so we knew we wouldn't get there before they closed and we just went and played some pool instead.

HB is heading to Texas today to pick her boy up, she'll be back tomorrow so I gotta take her to and from the airport. SO I will be home alone tonight. I will put up the picks of the concert and maybe type out the post or I may save that for tomorrow and play some Halo, we'll see. Ok time to go, Later.

Glory Hole

I haven't done one in a while mostly because my writing isn't what it used to be... ok it never was much but whatever. Here's my entry for The Scherazade Project. Take a trip with me into my demented mind....


George engaged in many activities that he wasn't too proud of in his long trips, but like many truck drivers he lost his morales after a couple years. He spent quite a bit of money on uppers and lot lizards. A lot lizards is another drivers old lady who works truck stops to earn some extra money doing sexual favors. But George did what he needed to to keep hisself gratified.
George had now been driving truck across country for 25 years. He was very lonely, had no home, just his truck. One lonely night he stopped at a small truck stop in Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa for a bite to eat. There was a small neon sign half lit, "Ruth's Diner". When he pulled in he got an eerie feeling, there were no trucks there, he had never witnessed a truck stop with absolutely no one there. Come to think of it he never heard of the town before on his trips through the area. But he was hungry and needed to strech his legs so he pulled in. He went up to the counter and sat down. The waitress was the usual older bigger woman who kept calling him "hun", her name was Ruth. He asked if she was the owner she smiled and nodded, he smile was missing a couple teeth. He then decided to quietly eat his steak and drink his hot black coffee. After his meal he payed and thanked Ruth and went to the restroom. As he sat on the toilet and strained to get something to come out, he vowed just like everytime to stop snorting, he was tired of the constipation. While he sat tring to block out the pain he noticed a hole in the wall next to his shoulder. Above it read "Glory Hole, for glorious feeling on your dinky, call Kinky, 867-5309". As he sat he pondered it for a while and decided it would help him get some sleep and since there were no other truck drivers around, he pulled out his cell and dialed the number.
"Kinky on your Dinky"
"Uhh, yeah I'm at Ruth's off of..."
"I know where it's at hun, I'll be there in half an hour" she interuptted.
She hung up. She sounded kind of young, George thought. "She didn't say how much" he muttered. He went outside to smoke a couple cigareetes while waiting to see her pull in. He waited 45 minutes, no one came. Just when he was getting in his truck his cell phone rang "Hello"
"you coming in to the hole or what." click.
He walked back into the bathroom and up to the hole. "How much?"
"50 bucks"
He slid the money through the hole, then his penis.
He moaned with pleasure, he never felt anything so good in his life. Just as he was about to cum he felt the worst pain of his life. He screamed, he pulled back and there was nothing left, just blood spurting everywhere. He held himself and grabbed toilet paper and tried to look through the hole to see the culprit. But he saw no one as he laid dizzily on the floor. He never saw anything again.

Almost a year!

First off if anyone noticed on the side there HB and my counter is almost up to 365 days. This Saturday which happens to be Sweetest Day is our one year anniversary! Since she wants to see Marie Antoinette I will take her to see that and since I am bummed that I can't make it to Bmore tomorrow to see Story of the Year again I talked her into going up Saturday to see Atreyu, From first to last, Everytime I die, and Chiodos !!! I am excited! I've tried to see each of these bands at different times but failed to make it. They are just a couple on my list that I need to see! I think it's a fair trade. It will also be our very last childless weekend til next year. She is going next week to pick her son up in Texas. But I have to say it has been a wonderful year!! This is my only relationship to last this long other than my ex-wife, actually I think once we made it a month it would qualify as my second longest relationship but whatever. It is great to be so happy and comfortable with someone. It may sound cliche but she truely is my best friend, her and Chris...lol. But I am truely thankful that she accepts me as I am and though she tanks me for the same reasons she is truely tame compared to my outbursts. We have had some bickering but not really any major fights except for one misunderstanding, me and my big mouth but we have overcome all the little stuff. I guess there was a plan for me, she came at just the right time in my life. Honestly I've said it before and people may not believe me but I would truely be a wreck right now. After Chris left I didn't have any friends left here, he was the last one, I mean I'm friends with his girl but we never really hung out alone or anything so it doesn't count. I would be alone and drunk everyday!! I am glad that she has come and made me want to change my old ways. I still drink but no where close to what I used to. A couple of her friends have thanked me and said that she has became a completely different person since she has been with me and that I have turned her attitude around and I am grateful that I was able to do that for someone. Other than my son I have never felt needed by someone and it truely is a great feeling to feel needed and to need someone else just to get through the day. I'll stop now since I am getting mushy and stuff. I leave you with lyrics to a song by Atreyu. Luckily I grabbed this Love before I missed my chance.

Atreyu - Nevada's Grace

In this perfection I lament her beauty
Her voice a sour note in this bitter serenade
In this perfection I lament her beauty
Her voice a sour note in this bitter serenade

And all these words I could have would have should have said
Ring out like gunshots across long lost days
If that wasn't love then what the fuck was I thinking?
I would bear my soul just to bask in your grace
And your beauty, your strength inspires all of my days
I would carry any load just to bear your cross for a day

In this perfection I lament her beauty
Her voice a sour note in this bitter serenade
In this perfection I lament her beauty
Her voice a sour note in this bitter serenade

Your love fills me up when the blood in my body's drained
And your strength is my backbone when I feel every bone break

I'm built for pain I swore to let no one in and there you where a vision a beauty

How could I know that you would take my breath away? And
How could I know one kiss would change everything?

Your love fills me up when the blood in my body's drained
And your strength is my backbone when I feel every bone break
Your love fills me up when the blood in my body's drained
And your strength is my backbone when I feel every bone break

Ihaven't done a MEME lately

Probably because no one likes me, I don't get tagged anymore. But, I'm bored so I decided to do this to kill some time, I stole it from Small Town City Girl. Please anyone who reads may do it.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Almost everyone but let's say Bin Laden while he's making a tape how funny would that be!

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

Only one... Justin Timberlake!

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Everyone! Why are these so limited, who was the last person... The singer for AFI

4. What is your favorite cheese?

Gargenzola, actually I don't think I've ever had it but it sounds funny, Mexican...lol.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?

Everything but onions. Throw some steak, roast beef, turkey, everything else!

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

Ummmm, HB... she told me she'd do Johnny Depp so I guess I'd do Christina Ricci

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?

I don't know, Shinia Twain or something.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

Probably smokes and gas and food.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Ireland

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?

Pubs and shotglasses

11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?

Jim Beam!!

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

Renassance Times and slay me a dragon!

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Stupid people die!!

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?

Dumabasses, it's me and chris and a video camera, we do stupid shit and talk our talk!

15. What is your favorite curse word?

Fuck that Fuckin Fuck, I don't fuckin know

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Kick some dusty ass!

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?

Computer probably all my pics and stuff are on there!

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

I want to say something cool but just hang out with family and friends.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

Hey I can make radioactive veggies, then I could fly! FUCK YOU TRAFFIC, I WIN!

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

Since it doesn't sound like I can change anything probably HB and my first day together.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Horrible, but got me where I am, but if you could just change the fact to me not getting married would be cool, just get rid of the paperwork or something.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?

Tough one I'd like Germany or somewhere overseas but I want somewhere warm too.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

Howl at the moon I guess, I don't go to many bars often but that one is fun!

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?

Well actually I did, since HB lives in the same house she doesn't count so I'd fly to Chris's and laugh at him because I am cooler but I'd take him some of my radioactive veggies.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

Kurt Cobain no doubt!

26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

HBs friend Johnny so I could meet him at least until someone closer to me dies.

27. What's your theme song?

Livin La Vida Loca!! I don't fuckin know, too many songs touch me about different aspects of my life and not one tells me where I'm gonna go.

A little something

Well Thank gawd it's wednesday already!! This weekend was good, I got to spend some QT(that's quality time for you civilians) with Chris and his woman before they left to move to Texas. They had a little party Saturday night and they came over on Monday, it was fun. I am gonna miss both of them even though his woman DQ would never come hang out with us when he wasn't here. I am happy for them though and hope things get better for them, it's hard as shit being that far away from the person you love. We'll go down and visit them in February and then they'll come up to get married again next summer.

Lets see not too much else going on. Tito beat Shamrock last night again for the third time in UFC and Shamrock announced his retirement. Umm Korea tested a nuke, aand I'm sure other things have happened that don't directly affect me so I don't usually pay attention to. Halloween is coming! We are gonna try to go to some Haunted Houses or something this weekend. I like going to them, they are fun and funny. HB gets scared easy and will probably punch me in the face for scaring her. When I was younger I'd go with some friends all sorts of fucked up on illegal things and have a ball with all the lights and shit and still never got scared. I recently found that there is an abandoned mental hospital that is supposed to be haunted not far from our house so maybe I can convince some others to go in and check it out. I found some ghost hunter sites taking about it. Chestnut Lodge Asylum anyone wanna go with me??

Ummm, Useless facts

I may try to post tomorrow I am lazy and emotional right now since my Chrisie poo left me again so here's some useless shit to entertain you til then.

If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft.

Each year over $2,000,000,000 worth of Halloween candy is sold.

The original drafts of the Declaration of Independence were written on hemp paper.

The average person has a vocabulary of 5000-6000 words.

The umbrella originated in Mesopotamia in 1400 B.C. It was used for shade. The word umbrella is derived from the Latin word for a shade, umbra.

In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.

The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's 'Born in the USA'

The first TV was demonstrated in 1928 and it the screen was 3 inches by 4 inches.

In Czechoslovakia, there is a church that has a chandelier made out of human bones.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

Like fingerprints,everyone's tongue print is different.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

Turtles breath out of their butts.

A duck's quack doesn't echo,and no one knows why.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

President Theodore Roosevelt was the first to announce to the world that Maxwell House coffee is "Good to the last drop."

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months,two rats could have over a million descendants.

Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.

The deepest cave in the world is the "Lamprechtsofen-Vogelshacht" cave which can be found in Salzburg, Austria. The cave is 5,354 feet deep.

Ho-Ho-Kus, a small town in New Jersey, is the only town in the United States of America that has two dashes in its name.

Dutch painter Vincent van Gogh cut off his left ear. His 'Self-Portrait with Bandaged Ear'' shows the right one bandaged because he painted the mirror image.

Cricket Story

Now I know my 2 usual readers don't care but I need to vent and let anyone else who may stumble over this blog know some things. As you know HB and I have 2 babie bearded dragons. They eat live feeder crickets, live crickets aren't cheap in pet stores, they range roughly around 10 cents a cricket and they estimate how many they put in because they aren't going to count out 50 crickets. Well I originally ordered crickets through Bigappleherp.com who sucks ass!! No one ever order from Big Apple Herp! I was pretty happy the first couple times I ordered but then they sent me the wrong size crickets before I left for our weekend getaway so I had to go to the pet store and buy more that they could eat now. I sent them an email saying I was upset about them messing up my order and they even changed the history of my order to the wrong size but I had the confirmation email that stated the correct size. I asked what they would do to correct the problem and make me happy, they never responded. Fuck them! I tried to give them a chance to redeem themselves, they blew it. So I found Southern Cricket Wholesale, I ordered from them. They are a lot cheaper and you can actually track the shipment free. DHL sends you an email that I watched it leave their store in Mississippi at 4pm, got to Ohio around 1am, got to Maryland at 6am, and was on the delivery truck at 8am, and at my door by 1pm. I got the box and was amazed by how many crickets there were! Big apple sent a small box that didn't seem to have many crickets in it but I was trusting that there were the 500 I ordered. With Southern crickets, there were tons more, they guaranteed an over count. When I put the "same" 500 crickets from them in, they covered the whole tank!! It looked like thousands, I thought I got charged more or something but nope, $14 for everything as opposed to the $23 I had to pay for what appeared a lot less though Big Apple. So my recomendation to anyone who wants the cheapest crickets and the most crickets for your money so Order from Southern Cricket Wholesale!!

B-day Getaway

This weekend was great!! HB made reservations at Haley Farm, a cozy bed and breakfast up in the mountains. The weather didn't cooperate with us, it rained off and on and was 50 degrees out so we didn't get to enjoy the outdoor adventures that we wanted. But we did enjoy the jacuzzi and fireplace in the room. As well as checking out the funny locals at the antique stores. We went and saw Jackass 2, which I laughed so hard I was crying and almost pissed my pants, literally after I ran to the bathroom and barely got my pants undone. It was very relaxing and the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me, and probably the most spent on me as well, which I feel bad for. I don't like people spending a bunch of money on me, I know it's hypocritical because I will do the same but whatever. We both got massages and sat in the sauna. I definately need to find a reasonably priced massage place around here, I don't think I have ever been that relaxed. It was kind of nice to get pampered...lol.

But back to work now and am tired as hell. I don't won't to go to my other job but I as always could use the money so I can get everything paid off before I get out. Chris is gonna be back this weekend, it'll be good to see him again and hang out but he is taking his wife back with him so I am gonna miss both of them at least until next summer when they come back to get married again. But hopefully I will get to go down and see them before that and maybe they can come back up here sometime for something. WHo knows oh well. I need to get some work done so I can leave and go to my other job, I've been leaving here earlier and earlier. I usually try to leave around noon but has been more close to 11. No one seems to care to much and I have been getting good hours at the other job. Ok...I'm out!

Rememberance

So for those of you who still read my blog, which is only 2 people, my birthday is Friday. And for those of you who were around last year may remember that I posted a little poem, if you weren't around here it is....

Happy bday to me
happy bday to me,
I am drunk on Jim Bam,
And eating cambellos chunky

Yeah fucking a!!

Now I was quite drunk and don't even remember posting it but none the less. Now unfortunately the computer here at work won't let me listen to the 3 audioblogs I posted but if you have speakers GO HERE and listen and let me know what they are. I remember almost getting my friends and I killed by some angry gangsters who threw change at me and chased us, luckily we lost them by driving on base. I felt bad for endangering my friends lives, but even worse that their women were with us. I was wasted I told them to grab my bullet proof vest that I had in my van from when I worked security and told them to cover up. I was pretty sure we were going to get shot at, all because I was drunk and rocking out to my music and threw a middle finger out my window, fucking retards. It also didn't help that when they started screaming at me and threw change at me I grabbed my knife and made a motion like I was going to cut their throats. I was drunk! But this year will be different, I won't be lonely and probably not drunk on half a bottle of Beam or depressed. I will be spending a lovely soothing weekend getaway with my love. Hopefully I will keep out of trouble. Hopefully. We'll see. Happy Humpday peoples, that is if anyone still reads.

Saves the Day, Pistolita, and The Spotlight

My late concert review, I was sick. The sickness started kicking my ass on Saturday and is still kicking my ass but that didn't stop me from seeing my concert. This was my first time going to Ottobar, it was a great little place, really close to the Black Cat, it was smaller which I like and even had a little balcony that is right next to the stage, but Black Cat has beer in a glass and pinball. Anyway, thankfully we were really early and got great seats on the balcony so we were right next to the stage and avoided the tragedies that were to come.

First up was The Spotlight, who was from here in Maryland. I liked them, the singer had a familiar voice, it was just good music to listen to. Rock but not really overwhelming, I haven't heard their myspace page yet so I'm not sure how they sound on there but I guess they have an album that's gonna be released coming in 2007, in which I will probably pick it up. Here is a picture of them between songs.


Next one the list was Pistolita, who I really didn't like their look, they were all wearing little girls pants. I mean they were jeans that were tighter than spandex, the piano guy couldn't even pull them up all the way because they were so tight, and the drummer scared me. But when they started playing I was digging the music. It reminded me a bit of Chiodos because of the piano, the guitarists was screaming a bit in the background, it sounded good. I ended up buying the album saying that I'd buy it if I could get it signed but only the drummer and bassists signed it, we didn't wait around for the others though I just shook the singers hand before I got it, he disappeared. Here is Pistolita's hair, you can't really see their faces, I don't think they have faces, that's how rocker's roll:


Then came Saves the Day, they played a mix of old songs and songs from their new album. Now I like them but haven't taken the time to listen to their older stuff so I just wanted to hear the new stuff. But it seemed for everyone there who were bigger fans than I, the loved the mix. The singer, Chris, had pink hair which only a rock star can do and not get his ass kicked for being a fairy. The crowd was insane though, crowd surfing, moshing, jumping on stage and stage diving. HB and I were laughing at the little poser prissy chicks getting kicked in the face, it was filarious. A couple times the microphone was knocked down by people being thrown on stage. We were very glad that we weren't down there. The Chris made good eye contact with everyone throught his performance, I think he was trying to mack on me and/or HB, he kept giving one of us the eye as you can see in one of the pics below. along with the kids moshing and surfing. All in all it was a good time.

BTW... Alzheimer's walk

A friend of mine from The Smudge of Ashen Fluff is doig a walk for Alzheimers and is trying to get donations. I'd like to ask anyone who stumbles over here or any of my usual readers to please go to THIS WEBSITE and donate whatever you can. I put my $20 on John Rinker who has a goal set for $1,500. Please donate what you can. I'm sure everyone has known someone or had a relative with Alzheimers and knows how hard it is to see that loved one in that bad of shape. Thank You!

It's Friday

And it's started out on the wrong foot! I told my work that I was still in class today even though it ended yesterday so I could come to my other job and make up some money for not coming in. Well traffic sucked ass at 730 while I was trying to come in, so I pulled into the HOV lane like I usually do even though it is illegal. Well right before it ended being HOV, like 100 feet, there was a cop on the side of the road so I got out of the lane, but he saw me and stopped the people in HOV to let me over to the shoulder. Bastard, well he took my license and shit before I could say a word and came back with a ticket, I told him I thought it already ended, he said nope not yet. Then asked if I thought it ended why did I get over. I told him because I don't drive next to accident because I got in one because of them trying to merge, which did happen. He gave me an $80 ticket instead of the $500 maximum since he saw the military ID. I am gonna miss that ID card when I get out. So now 4 hours of my pay is going to the fucking ticket, not really making up as many hours as I wanted!! Oh well.

I succeeded in talking HB into going to see Saves the Day tomorrow in Bmore. The only bad part is she has been really sick the last couple days. She is getting a little better, hopefully she will still feel like going. And hopefully I don't catch it, but I will go regardless. But all is well, hope everyone has a good weekend. Hopefully get some pics up after the show.

I'm here...kinda

If anyone has still been checking my blog, which I doubt anyone actually cares, You may have noticed I haven't been blogging or even commenting much. Well I am in my TAPs class(transition assistance program) learning how to become a civilian and stuff. A lot of the information is very helpful. But I am sitting in a class all day with mo computer and I haven't been going to my other job since the time I get out is questionable and I am enjoying my break. I have been checking out the other blogs and trying to read a bit but nothing I say is useful anyway so I'm sure you don't miss my comments or my posts. Just figured I'd type something up while I'm checking my email. Everything has been the same and going pretty good here, I'm hoping to talk HB into going to Baltimore's ottobar this Saturday to see Saves the Day, as you can see on the side I've seen them before, I think it was with Senses Fail but I was kind of drunk and they were an opener, but I am really loving their new album and would like to hear it live, so I'm gonna see if I can convince her tonight. I keep bringing it up but she ignores me... Oh well, we'll see. I may post more tomorrow I might go get some hours at my other job. If not Hope everyone is doing good and for those of you in Baltimore, think about going and seeing Saves the Day!!

Searches and reloads

Hey if any of my readers still read, I know you do HB, If you have a site counter and someone refreshes your page about 20 times, yeah that's me. For some reason my stupid computer here at work sucks. Bloglines will tell me you posted but when I click to go to your blog so I can see any comments and comment myself, there will be nothing. So I refresh a couple times, then I will get a network error so I do it more and then nothing, then eventually the new post will show. I have no idea why but it is all blogs, it's like I'm not allowed to see anything posted in the last 2 days or some shit.

On another note I wanted to share my statcounter results. This is a list of things that brought people to my site, unfortunately it's the most recent there were some really good ones a couple days ago:

for the wife who says it's hot dogs tonight funnier
son hates me homosexual
killingsometime.com
fuckin my prego mom
patty lewis smock pa
the dead 60s
getting caught forging aa slips
not the new scientist
zombie so i can fall asleep tonight, or die
navy eval not recommended for retention
salvation army bell ringer smock
neil boshart girlfriend
sticksnstuff
manual cruz defiance ohio
sex sleeping men -rape sexomnia -violated
what goes good with french toast
silverstein lead singer dies
jello biafra and the melvins tshirt
get hair like bullet for my valentine
pic of my ass


Some crazy shit right. I just felt like sharing. Happy humpday and shit. Oh yeah, HB is planning some weekend thing for my Bday, it is so funny. She wants to tell me but wants it to be a surprise. It is just funny, last night she told me "Don't look at me, you'll make me tell you" so I am not allowed to look at her or talk to her for 2 weeks...lol.

I'm so tired I can't see straight
Everything around me is blurry and moving
It feels like an acid flashback
Am I the walking dead
I open my mouth but all that come out are moans
It looks like smoke is in my eyes
Is it from my flesh burning in Hell
My body is numb
What is going on
I can't focus on anything
Everything keeps moving by me at an alarming speed
I sit here slouched dead in my chair
No one notices me
Can't they smell my death
Can't they tell by my face
Why doesn't anyone care
Why doesn't anyone help
Why doesn't anyone see
If I can fall on the floor they will see
I try to move
Nothing
If I just lean a little more
I am sliding a bit
Finally
I hit the floor
Still can't move
Face down in a pool of blood
No one sees
I stare into my red life in my face
Much better than watching them
There is peace in lonliness
It is quiet now
I have my silence and darkness
No one sees
No one helps
No one cares
Not even me

Comedy and Fear

I got free tickets from DC101 to go see Lisa Lampanelli, she the "queen of mean". You may have seen her on Comedy Central she been on the Roasts of Pam Anderson and William Shatner. She is funny as hell. Well we go down to DC find are seats, pretty close and in the center. Other people come in and we are surrounded buy queers and dykes. Seriously I was scared out of my mind. Ok maybe not actually scared but disgusted and freaked out. We were fairly close to Dupont Circle I guess. For those of you who don't know that's the gay district. We had a whole gay section next to us and a huge dyke section in front of us. I was kind of laughing because I knew that Lisa would talk so much shit about them. But then the first comic came out and guess what.... Flaming Homosexual. He was fucking with the straight guys up front. He was funny, his name was Wendell or some shit. Then some New York guy who looked like a guy I used to work with, sorta funny. Then Lisa, I was laughing non stop for the hour or two she was on stage. She is a 45 year old white lady from connecticut who kept say things like "That's how I roll, son". She fucked with everyone queers, dykes, blacks, white, latino, asian, arab, skinny ass hoes, and everyone else. She was filarious. She's lost some weight too, she looked huge on tv but now is down to chunky. I kind of felt like a retarded dick, I forgot to hit an ATM so I had 1 dollar in my wallet. SO HB wanted some water when we got there but it didn't look like they took credit and was probably more than a dollar. Then afterwards she was selling a CD but nope, no money, we were in line to get a pic with her though but the line they set up quickly failed so HB took a pic and we left. It was my first actual comedy show and I really enjoyed it, other than the gay boys making out and rubbing each other. I almost puked and then while waiting for the show to start I had to revert back to my bootcamp mentality, 100 yard stare right at the microphone on stage. I couldn't look around anywhere, everyone was making me sick.

Lets see Saturday we went to another party thing that was boring but free beer and some food. Found out our babies like rasberries, they still don't eat their veggies but Marge is starting to eat a little more. Sunday didn't do much as usal. My goal on Sundays is to not get dressed. Thats it. That's my idea of worshiping or repenting or whatever. My church is my boxers all day. Hope everyone else had a good weekend. I need to eat and then go to my other job. I am so fucking tired of 2 jobs. I need to take a vacation from both but I really have to get my eyes paid off before I get out and the furniture we bought. So from now on I need to not buy any big things. All the money I want to spend needs to go to my eyes! But all is pretty good. Hope everyone had a good weekend.

Long Weekend

Yeah I know I need to post something to push down the pic of my ass. People were so scared they couldn't even comment. That is awesome. Well the ride to Ohio wasn't too bad, there was a bit of traffic and retards who were pissing me off but we made it there in 8 hours despite the constant drizzle. No tickets, no problems. My son is doing pretty good, apparently he is having a few problems listening in school. His mother tried to blame it on me but I told her that he listens to me and my family, she claimed that is only because he doesn't see us much. Whatever, while I was there he was arguing with her and she got mad and he gave her a hug and said he loved her and got his way, he looked at me and gave me one of those smirks. I told her he just knows how to play her. It is all her and no one elses fault. She didn't want to hear it. I wanted to ask about her being pregnant but I let it go. I figured she can't hide it forever if she is, well she could if she miscarried or something I suppose, but whatever. We visited my great grandpa, HB got the chance to hear some of his WWII stories, he broke out his old scrap book of all mis papers and manuals, from then, including some of the pictures that I told her about when we went to the Haulocaust museum. Like my dad said when we left, it is amazing how he can remember all that stuff from 50 years ago and we have a hard time remembering last week. He loves to tell his stories though. I told him that I wanted his scrapbook, I only wish I could remember all his stories to pass with it. Growing up he never really talked about the war but since I've been in the military he's liked to share it. We saw the whole family, had some fun. My one aunt pissed HB off more, she is a bitch. My grandma was breaking out the old goofy pics of me and my aunt handed her one of me and the ex getting married. That was fucking stupid, hell I don't wanna see that shit either. But whatever, she's a bitch, the whole family knows it and HB does too. We left Sunday so I could get back to take care of my babies and rest a little before coming back to work. Marge is still so skinny, she doesn't seem to be growing much. I am worried about her. Hopefully she starts eating. Well I need to get to work, we have a leaky ceiling and a bunch of crap I need to do. Dumbass actually did what I asked him to on Sunday! I almost shit myself when I came in today!!

Pics

So since I said I'd put pics up I finally decided to stop being such a lazy fuck. Here are a couple pics of our babies. I need to get a pic of them sleeping, last night it was so cute!! Homer is bigger, he was laying down like this ----> and Marge was on top of him like this <----- just laying on him, all night long. But here's them awake, Homer is the one with his head up behing Marge. They are only as long as our finger and they could get up to 2 ft long.







This one was at the party I was trying to cross my eyes but the pic went before so I just look like a retard with half a lazy eye.



And for my HNT that I haven't done in a long time, a picture of my ass in my buds face. Note to all if you have a house party DO NOT pass out on the couch when people are still there. Go up to your bedroom where no one will mess with you or this could happen to you!