Adventures of Vic and RC

Obviously I have neglected this for another while, as usual. I have been on a reading rampage lately... I read 2 books in like a week and then needed to find another. I asked friends got some suggestions, looked online and came across the best title in the world... "I hope they server beer in Hell", if you are a man pick this up!! Women, I'm not too sure...lol. It is about this guys adventures drinking and fucking and getting in trouble. I think that I may have enough crazy stories to fill a book. May not be quite as good as his, but would be funny nonetheless!

K To the Adventures of Vic and RC, Vic is my cousin's babydaddy's bro. He is recently single and needed a wingman, so we started hanging out since I have been single forever and only one of my friends are and he never wants to go try to pick up chicks. SO this past weekend we go up to the bar on Friday. I spend most the night trying to bring home the bartender that was flirting with me a couple nights earlier with no success, he succeeds getting a chicks number who calls 15 minutes after we leave and comes and hangs out at my house, only prob is she doesnt bring her friends, just her... Oh well...

Sat night Vic bro tells us there is a party in a small town like 35 miles away, we say fuck it and go. This is not a party! It is a couple other people one with a kid sitting and watching Ice Age while drinking a few beers. We end up running out to the car to get smokes and hear music, so we follow it. We are less than a block from a bar with some good music, a couple hot chicks and tons of dumb redneck guys. We check it out, go back to the house for a few beers and tell them we are gonna hang at the bar. I see the hottest chick in the place checking me out, her friend is pretty cute too. We go up and try to talk, they straight up turn their backs on us!! Fuck them... well she kept staring, I later find out she works with the bar and thought his bro and I were underage. Once they check our IDs she stops looking. This place is crazy, there were prego chicks running around, a 75+ yr old woman on the dance floor dancing to Black Eyed Peas... it was funny. So we have a beer chill, I had another OK looking chick checking me out but she was with the prego chicks. We decide to leave, as we are walking out the door a chick grabs Vic and tells him to stay and dance. I asked if he wanted me to stay, he said he'd be ok, so I go back to the house and drink a few Captain Morgan and cokes real quick and then head back up. Vic is dancing with one of the prego chicks... He comes over to me and says that she is into him, she just saw her baby daddy and all kinds of stuff. SO I start dancing with the one who was looking at me earlier, she is ok... kinda a butterface... everything looked good but her face... BUt she could shake her ass! So end of the night comes and they invite us back to their friends house. We go and sit there, there is Vic, Myself, Butterface, 2 prego chicks, big black dude shows up, and a big guy with a fake mohawk... We sit and bullshit for a bit BBD is hilarious! Vic has prego on his lap, I got my girl on mine so we at least know we arent getting left out from the other guys. SO Vic and his girl go upstairs to bed, a lil later my girl and I try to... well there is one bed and they are fuckin in it. So we go back downstairs, prego comes down and says its ok they are done. We go up and lay on the floor by the bed. We start making out, can hear Vic making out, we start going at it, they are too... It was kinda funny. This chick feels like a virgin, I know I am pretty good size but I had some probs getting it in and now can see that I am hurting her. I ask if she wants me to stop, she says no she likes it rough... ok. They finish and are listening to us, prego makes a comment and I tell her that she is messin with my concentration and we all lose it laughing. Other prego comes up stairs and all girls go down to bathroom, I look down and I have blood on me. I tore her... I was like freaking out and other prego starts yelling about "you're in trouble motherfucker!" I tell vic I am jumping out the window, but decide not to, I just yell "She told me it was ok!" They come up and she yells at vic, apparently he left a lil hickey on his prego... HAHA It was crazy! SO We take some women home from a bar, 2 of them prego and I end up tearing up the non prego one a couple feet from Vic.... I couldn't wait to tell my friends this story! Well now both chicks are in love with us... I told him that I am only gonna hangout and fuck this chick for a week or 2 tops... I at least need some wild crazy sex with no one else in the room!!