Ihaven't done a MEME lately

Probably because no one likes me, I don't get tagged anymore. But, I'm bored so I decided to do this to kill some time, I stole it from Small Town City Girl. Please anyone who reads may do it.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Almost everyone but let's say Bin Laden while he's making a tape how funny would that be!

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

Only one... Justin Timberlake!

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Everyone! Why are these so limited, who was the last person... The singer for AFI

4. What is your favorite cheese?

Gargenzola, actually I don't think I've ever had it but it sounds funny, Mexican...lol.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?

Everything but onions. Throw some steak, roast beef, turkey, everything else!

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

Ummmm, HB... she told me she'd do Johnny Depp so I guess I'd do Christina Ricci

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?

I don't know, Shinia Twain or something.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

Probably smokes and gas and food.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Ireland

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?

Pubs and shotglasses

11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?

Jim Beam!!

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

Renassance Times and slay me a dragon!

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Stupid people die!!

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?

Dumabasses, it's me and chris and a video camera, we do stupid shit and talk our talk!

15. What is your favorite curse word?

Fuck that Fuckin Fuck, I don't fuckin know

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Kick some dusty ass!

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?

Computer probably all my pics and stuff are on there!

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

I want to say something cool but just hang out with family and friends.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

Hey I can make radioactive veggies, then I could fly! FUCK YOU TRAFFIC, I WIN!

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

Since it doesn't sound like I can change anything probably HB and my first day together.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Horrible, but got me where I am, but if you could just change the fact to me not getting married would be cool, just get rid of the paperwork or something.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?

Tough one I'd like Germany or somewhere overseas but I want somewhere warm too.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

Howl at the moon I guess, I don't go to many bars often but that one is fun!

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?

Well actually I did, since HB lives in the same house she doesn't count so I'd fly to Chris's and laugh at him because I am cooler but I'd take him some of my radioactive veggies.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

Kurt Cobain no doubt!

26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

HBs friend Johnny so I could meet him at least until someone closer to me dies.

27. What's your theme song?

Livin La Vida Loca!! I don't fuckin know, too many songs touch me about different aspects of my life and not one tells me where I'm gonna go.