A Nice Joke for you

When is Fuck Acceptable? - by "Odd Joker" at 5jokes.com
There are only eleven times in history when the 'F' word has been
considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the fuck do you mean, we're sinking?"
--Capt. E.J. Smith, RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the fuck was that?"
--Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
-- General Custer, 1877

8. "Any fucking idiot could understand that."
-- Albert Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so fucking look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the fuck did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the fuck are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please........!

1. "Geez! I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad!"
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003