Rememberance

So for those of you who still read my blog, which is only 2 people, my birthday is Friday. And for those of you who were around last year may remember that I posted a little poem, if you weren't around here it is....

Happy bday to me
happy bday to me,
I am drunk on Jim Bam,
And eating cambellos chunky

Yeah fucking a!!

Now I was quite drunk and don't even remember posting it but none the less. Now unfortunately the computer here at work won't let me listen to the 3 audioblogs I posted but if you have speakers GO HERE and listen and let me know what they are. I remember almost getting my friends and I killed by some angry gangsters who threw change at me and chased us, luckily we lost them by driving on base. I felt bad for endangering my friends lives, but even worse that their women were with us. I was wasted I told them to grab my bullet proof vest that I had in my van from when I worked security and told them to cover up. I was pretty sure we were going to get shot at, all because I was drunk and rocking out to my music and threw a middle finger out my window, fucking retards. It also didn't help that when they started screaming at me and threw change at me I grabbed my knife and made a motion like I was going to cut their throats. I was drunk! But this year will be different, I won't be lonely and probably not drunk on half a bottle of Beam or depressed. I will be spending a lovely soothing weekend getaway with my love. Hopefully I will keep out of trouble. Hopefully. We'll see. Happy Humpday peoples, that is if anyone still reads.

Saves the Day, Pistolita, and The Spotlight

My late concert review, I was sick. The sickness started kicking my ass on Saturday and is still kicking my ass but that didn't stop me from seeing my concert. This was my first time going to Ottobar, it was a great little place, really close to the Black Cat, it was smaller which I like and even had a little balcony that is right next to the stage, but Black Cat has beer in a glass and pinball. Anyway, thankfully we were really early and got great seats on the balcony so we were right next to the stage and avoided the tragedies that were to come.

First up was The Spotlight, who was from here in Maryland. I liked them, the singer had a familiar voice, it was just good music to listen to. Rock but not really overwhelming, I haven't heard their myspace page yet so I'm not sure how they sound on there but I guess they have an album that's gonna be released coming in 2007, in which I will probably pick it up. Here is a picture of them between songs.


Next one the list was Pistolita, who I really didn't like their look, they were all wearing little girls pants. I mean they were jeans that were tighter than spandex, the piano guy couldn't even pull them up all the way because they were so tight, and the drummer scared me. But when they started playing I was digging the music. It reminded me a bit of Chiodos because of the piano, the guitarists was screaming a bit in the background, it sounded good. I ended up buying the album saying that I'd buy it if I could get it signed but only the drummer and bassists signed it, we didn't wait around for the others though I just shook the singers hand before I got it, he disappeared. Here is Pistolita's hair, you can't really see their faces, I don't think they have faces, that's how rocker's roll:


Then came Saves the Day, they played a mix of old songs and songs from their new album. Now I like them but haven't taken the time to listen to their older stuff so I just wanted to hear the new stuff. But it seemed for everyone there who were bigger fans than I, the loved the mix. The singer, Chris, had pink hair which only a rock star can do and not get his ass kicked for being a fairy. The crowd was insane though, crowd surfing, moshing, jumping on stage and stage diving. HB and I were laughing at the little poser prissy chicks getting kicked in the face, it was filarious. A couple times the microphone was knocked down by people being thrown on stage. We were very glad that we weren't down there. The Chris made good eye contact with everyone throught his performance, I think he was trying to mack on me and/or HB, he kept giving one of us the eye as you can see in one of the pics below. along with the kids moshing and surfing. All in all it was a good time.

BTW... Alzheimer's walk

A friend of mine from The Smudge of Ashen Fluff is doig a walk for Alzheimers and is trying to get donations. I'd like to ask anyone who stumbles over here or any of my usual readers to please go to THIS WEBSITE and donate whatever you can. I put my $20 on John Rinker who has a goal set for $1,500. Please donate what you can. I'm sure everyone has known someone or had a relative with Alzheimers and knows how hard it is to see that loved one in that bad of shape. Thank You!

It's Friday

And it's started out on the wrong foot! I told my work that I was still in class today even though it ended yesterday so I could come to my other job and make up some money for not coming in. Well traffic sucked ass at 730 while I was trying to come in, so I pulled into the HOV lane like I usually do even though it is illegal. Well right before it ended being HOV, like 100 feet, there was a cop on the side of the road so I got out of the lane, but he saw me and stopped the people in HOV to let me over to the shoulder. Bastard, well he took my license and shit before I could say a word and came back with a ticket, I told him I thought it already ended, he said nope not yet. Then asked if I thought it ended why did I get over. I told him because I don't drive next to accident because I got in one because of them trying to merge, which did happen. He gave me an $80 ticket instead of the $500 maximum since he saw the military ID. I am gonna miss that ID card when I get out. So now 4 hours of my pay is going to the fucking ticket, not really making up as many hours as I wanted!! Oh well.

I succeeded in talking HB into going to see Saves the Day tomorrow in Bmore. The only bad part is she has been really sick the last couple days. She is getting a little better, hopefully she will still feel like going. And hopefully I don't catch it, but I will go regardless. But all is well, hope everyone has a good weekend. Hopefully get some pics up after the show.

I'm here...kinda

If anyone has still been checking my blog, which I doubt anyone actually cares, You may have noticed I haven't been blogging or even commenting much. Well I am in my TAPs class(transition assistance program) learning how to become a civilian and stuff. A lot of the information is very helpful. But I am sitting in a class all day with mo computer and I haven't been going to my other job since the time I get out is questionable and I am enjoying my break. I have been checking out the other blogs and trying to read a bit but nothing I say is useful anyway so I'm sure you don't miss my comments or my posts. Just figured I'd type something up while I'm checking my email. Everything has been the same and going pretty good here, I'm hoping to talk HB into going to Baltimore's ottobar this Saturday to see Saves the Day, as you can see on the side I've seen them before, I think it was with Senses Fail but I was kind of drunk and they were an opener, but I am really loving their new album and would like to hear it live, so I'm gonna see if I can convince her tonight. I keep bringing it up but she ignores me... Oh well, we'll see. I may post more tomorrow I might go get some hours at my other job. If not Hope everyone is doing good and for those of you in Baltimore, think about going and seeing Saves the Day!!

Searches and reloads

Hey if any of my readers still read, I know you do HB, If you have a site counter and someone refreshes your page about 20 times, yeah that's me. For some reason my stupid computer here at work sucks. Bloglines will tell me you posted but when I click to go to your blog so I can see any comments and comment myself, there will be nothing. So I refresh a couple times, then I will get a network error so I do it more and then nothing, then eventually the new post will show. I have no idea why but it is all blogs, it's like I'm not allowed to see anything posted in the last 2 days or some shit.

On another note I wanted to share my statcounter results. This is a list of things that brought people to my site, unfortunately it's the most recent there were some really good ones a couple days ago:

for the wife who says it's hot dogs tonight funnier
son hates me homosexual
killingsometime.com
fuckin my prego mom
patty lewis smock pa
the dead 60s
getting caught forging aa slips
not the new scientist
zombie so i can fall asleep tonight, or die
navy eval not recommended for retention
salvation army bell ringer smock
neil boshart girlfriend
sticksnstuff
manual cruz defiance ohio
sex sleeping men -rape sexomnia -violated
what goes good with french toast
silverstein lead singer dies
jello biafra and the melvins tshirt
get hair like bullet for my valentine
pic of my ass


Some crazy shit right. I just felt like sharing. Happy humpday and shit. Oh yeah, HB is planning some weekend thing for my Bday, it is so funny. She wants to tell me but wants it to be a surprise. It is just funny, last night she told me "Don't look at me, you'll make me tell you" so I am not allowed to look at her or talk to her for 2 weeks...lol.

I'm so tired I can't see straight
Everything around me is blurry and moving
It feels like an acid flashback
Am I the walking dead
I open my mouth but all that come out are moans
It looks like smoke is in my eyes
Is it from my flesh burning in Hell
My body is numb
What is going on
I can't focus on anything
Everything keeps moving by me at an alarming speed
I sit here slouched dead in my chair
No one notices me
Can't they smell my death
Can't they tell by my face
Why doesn't anyone care
Why doesn't anyone help
Why doesn't anyone see
If I can fall on the floor they will see
I try to move
Nothing
If I just lean a little more
I am sliding a bit
Finally
I hit the floor
Still can't move
Face down in a pool of blood
No one sees
I stare into my red life in my face
Much better than watching them
There is peace in lonliness
It is quiet now
I have my silence and darkness
No one sees
No one helps
No one cares
Not even me

Comedy and Fear

I got free tickets from DC101 to go see Lisa Lampanelli, she the "queen of mean". You may have seen her on Comedy Central she been on the Roasts of Pam Anderson and William Shatner. She is funny as hell. Well we go down to DC find are seats, pretty close and in the center. Other people come in and we are surrounded buy queers and dykes. Seriously I was scared out of my mind. Ok maybe not actually scared but disgusted and freaked out. We were fairly close to Dupont Circle I guess. For those of you who don't know that's the gay district. We had a whole gay section next to us and a huge dyke section in front of us. I was kind of laughing because I knew that Lisa would talk so much shit about them. But then the first comic came out and guess what.... Flaming Homosexual. He was fucking with the straight guys up front. He was funny, his name was Wendell or some shit. Then some New York guy who looked like a guy I used to work with, sorta funny. Then Lisa, I was laughing non stop for the hour or two she was on stage. She is a 45 year old white lady from connecticut who kept say things like "That's how I roll, son". She fucked with everyone queers, dykes, blacks, white, latino, asian, arab, skinny ass hoes, and everyone else. She was filarious. She's lost some weight too, she looked huge on tv but now is down to chunky. I kind of felt like a retarded dick, I forgot to hit an ATM so I had 1 dollar in my wallet. SO HB wanted some water when we got there but it didn't look like they took credit and was probably more than a dollar. Then afterwards she was selling a CD but nope, no money, we were in line to get a pic with her though but the line they set up quickly failed so HB took a pic and we left. It was my first actual comedy show and I really enjoyed it, other than the gay boys making out and rubbing each other. I almost puked and then while waiting for the show to start I had to revert back to my bootcamp mentality, 100 yard stare right at the microphone on stage. I couldn't look around anywhere, everyone was making me sick.

Lets see Saturday we went to another party thing that was boring but free beer and some food. Found out our babies like rasberries, they still don't eat their veggies but Marge is starting to eat a little more. Sunday didn't do much as usal. My goal on Sundays is to not get dressed. Thats it. That's my idea of worshiping or repenting or whatever. My church is my boxers all day. Hope everyone else had a good weekend. I need to eat and then go to my other job. I am so fucking tired of 2 jobs. I need to take a vacation from both but I really have to get my eyes paid off before I get out and the furniture we bought. So from now on I need to not buy any big things. All the money I want to spend needs to go to my eyes! But all is pretty good. Hope everyone had a good weekend.

Long Weekend

Yeah I know I need to post something to push down the pic of my ass. People were so scared they couldn't even comment. That is awesome. Well the ride to Ohio wasn't too bad, there was a bit of traffic and retards who were pissing me off but we made it there in 8 hours despite the constant drizzle. No tickets, no problems. My son is doing pretty good, apparently he is having a few problems listening in school. His mother tried to blame it on me but I told her that he listens to me and my family, she claimed that is only because he doesn't see us much. Whatever, while I was there he was arguing with her and she got mad and he gave her a hug and said he loved her and got his way, he looked at me and gave me one of those smirks. I told her he just knows how to play her. It is all her and no one elses fault. She didn't want to hear it. I wanted to ask about her being pregnant but I let it go. I figured she can't hide it forever if she is, well she could if she miscarried or something I suppose, but whatever. We visited my great grandpa, HB got the chance to hear some of his WWII stories, he broke out his old scrap book of all mis papers and manuals, from then, including some of the pictures that I told her about when we went to the Haulocaust museum. Like my dad said when we left, it is amazing how he can remember all that stuff from 50 years ago and we have a hard time remembering last week. He loves to tell his stories though. I told him that I wanted his scrapbook, I only wish I could remember all his stories to pass with it. Growing up he never really talked about the war but since I've been in the military he's liked to share it. We saw the whole family, had some fun. My one aunt pissed HB off more, she is a bitch. My grandma was breaking out the old goofy pics of me and my aunt handed her one of me and the ex getting married. That was fucking stupid, hell I don't wanna see that shit either. But whatever, she's a bitch, the whole family knows it and HB does too. We left Sunday so I could get back to take care of my babies and rest a little before coming back to work. Marge is still so skinny, she doesn't seem to be growing much. I am worried about her. Hopefully she starts eating. Well I need to get to work, we have a leaky ceiling and a bunch of crap I need to do. Dumbass actually did what I asked him to on Sunday! I almost shit myself when I came in today!!