I'm back but maybe not mentally

So we are kid free now!! Let's recap the past couple days, shall we. So we went back to Ohio, my family loves HB, probably more than they love me, but thats cool. Only one of my aunts pissed her off but she kept her mouth shut until later and my mom agreed that she is a bitch and no one really likes her much anyway. We had a birthday party for my son, it was cool, we had a cookout and let the kids run amok and went swimming. We came back early, we left at noon on Monday cause I wanted to see Zefyur who was in town from the desert but we didn't get home til 8pm and he was too tired and had to get up really early for a flight, I was kind of pissed, I wanted to see him and left early to see him and he could sleep on the plane, but it was his choice so I let it go after bitchin a bit. I still love him and will still send him more porn, a blowup penis and sheep once HB has her sex party thing and I can order them. Yesterday I laid around all day in my boxers except I had to get dressed to go get a plunger because my toilet broke. Don't go to Bed bath and beyond for plungers, I just wanted a regular one but they only had fancy $20 ones. I was a little pissed but it did the job. Now I am back at work running in circles about to have an aneurysm. People are fucking stupid and piss me off. It started this morning I went to play with Liquid nitrogen and the piled shit in front of the door on palets so I threw them all over the place to get them out of my way, then finally put up signs that say don't block, we'll see if that works, probably not. Then my officer comes bitching about meters and it's always funny when he talks about them because I have no idea what he's talking about. He goes so fast talking about AN/PDR-70's and IM-265PDQ's with DT-680/PDQ probes. Now most of you probably have glazed over eyes and are scratching your head while drooling, yeah I do the same thing. I've only dealt with a couple meters and don't remember all those, so I just nod and pretend I know what he's talking about and then go get the list and say "yep, they need sent out" Then run back and forth to find them. Fun shit! Dumbass called me last night to say that his car broke down in Richmond and he had to wait until today to get a rental car and won't be in til this afternoon. I don't think he's smart enough to think of this all by himself so a buddy probably told him to tell me that before he got too drunk. If I was in charge of him, instead of the other way around, I'd tell him to go to greyhound and by a fucking bus ticket and be waiting for me when I get to work. He's such a piece of shit it makes me nauseous. I'm really close to ratting him out, especially since I'm leaving soon. Fuck him! I'm here every morning usually by 630, he comes in around 8 if I'm lucky but usually close to 9 or 10 and leaves early, I try to leave early but because I have another job. When I got off leave and did that pile of shit on my desk I put them on his desk to file, they are still there, he doesn't do shit when he's here except fucking watch movies and surf the net and leave. I just want to kick him in the head. I'm leaving when he gets here, he can fucking do duty everyday. That's the most work he'll ever do, wait til everyone leaves and make sure the fucking doors are locked, but he'll probably fuck that up to. Fuck, my blood pressure is probably through the roof now, I need to stop thinking about it, off to smoke it off.