I am begining to believe my life has become too boring to blog. Either that or I am just lazy and can't think of anything to blog so here's a cool little joke I got emailed to me.
Meaningful Misconceptions
Abdicate--v., to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Carcinoma--n., a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.
Esplanade--v., to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly--adj., impotent.
Flabbergasted--adj., appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Negligent--adj., describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Lymph--v., to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle--n., an olive-flavored mouthwash.
Bustard--n., a very rude Metrobus driver.
Coffee--n., a person who is coughed upon.
Flatulence--n., the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash--n., a rapidly receding hairline.
Testicle--n., a humorous question on an exam.
Semantics--n., pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together just before vespers.
Rectitude--n., the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Marionettes--n., residents of Washington who have been jerked around by Mayor Barry.
Oyster--n., a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
Circumvent--n., the opening in the front of boxer shorts
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Meaningful Misconceptions
Crap from RC666 at 12:55:00 PM
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Abdicate--v., to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
i definitely suffer from that...damn having no excersize routine...or energy...or motivation. haha. man, i'm so freaking lazy *sigh*
I love that!
And no you are not to boring to blog!
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