The Perfect Woman

The perfect attitude for the perfect woman. I got this in an email, I agree with everything except the golfing.

1. I'll swallow it all, I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored... Let's shave my pussy.
4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart. Can you do it again?
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You're so sexy when your hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
10. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
11. Let's go to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be outside painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf every Sunday. How about Saturday too?
14. Honey...Our neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come quick.
15. Is it too tight for you back there? Please try again.
16. No,no. I'll take the car in for an oil change.
17. Your mother is way better than mine.
18. DO me a favor and just forget that Valentine thing...You need those new clubs.
19. I understand. Our anniversary comes every year. You go ahead out hunting with the boys. I know what a stress reliever it is.
20. Oh come on. What do you say we get a good porn movie, a box of beer, and a few joints, I'll get my friend Tammy for a three way.
21. Not the mall again, Let's go to a strip joint.
22. Listen I'll make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire.
23. God! I swear! If I don't get to blow you soon, I'm going to burst!
24. I signed up for yoga, just so I can get my ankles behind my head for you.
25. No, no, no...You stay in bed, I'll take care of it. You need your sleep.