Hump me it's Humpday

No humpin this humpday or the next 4 of them. HB had her surgery, doc said no humping for a month. Zefyur got his package, I think he was sadly disappointed but it included the one thing he asked for as well as random shit... you know the usual... a blowup doll, some KY, lubriderm, a hat, and porn. He only asked for porn. I'm sure most of it found the trash already but thats cool, I'm sure he at least laughed at the shit. Not much really happening in my world. The usual shit. Glad HB's surgery is over so she doesn't have to worry about that anymore. I miss Chris, talked to him for a quick minute last night. I saw he audioblogged but I can't listen to it at work so I'll have to listen to it tonight when I get home, I'm sure he yelled at me for being a fag and not staying up to talk to him after he was done with his girl. Oh well, I'll call him tonight in between Halo games after counseling. HB and I need to find a place, she wants me to move in with her, and I want to but I'd rather if we had a bigger place, and perferably closer to work. I need to talk to my landlord tonight if I see him. I'd rather us move while Gabe's gone, it would just be eaasier and the weather would be nicer. But the problem is I woun't have anyone to help me. Getting my shit out of my apartment shouldn't be as hard as getting it in but it will still be a pain in the ass nonetheless. I just ate me some Taco Bell...MMMMMMMMM. Thanks to HB I got out of work yesterday. Her appointment was supposed to be at 9 and not take that long, So I talked to my partner here at work and told him the situation, he said cool. Well I sat outside OBGYN reading my book surrounded by pregnant people until around 11 and then she came out, we got some food and went to my place. I decided I didn't want to go back to work so I called him and said I was disappearing for the day, he said cool, so we took a couple hour long nap. It was excellent. Today he didn't come in til like 10, he said that he overslept and not he is leaving about an hour and a half later. So I guess I just repaid him. It's pretty cool. Rob Zombie concert is next weekend, the 26th. That should be fun except that I don't have any concert buddies anymore! HB can't go because it's a Sunday night, so I will go by myself. I went to HFStival by myself a couple years back and Slipknot as well, so I will be ok. I may have to go to Ozzfest and Warped tour by myself unless HB comes with me, both are in August. I hate Warped Tour because of last year but there are gonna be a bunch of great bands again so I may have to put up with the Nazis. Well I suppose I should get back to work. Fuck you Humpday!