My 3 amigos and I

So the bachelor party had all the elements of a normal bachelor party, we had 4 guys, all good friends, a hotel room, a bunch of beer, good resteraunt, and a strip club. But it wasn't really a normal one, why is that... because it was in Dover, Delaware! Let's recap, we decided to only stay for one night since we all have women we wanted to be with, though we knew a guys night out was needed especially since Uncle Tom is going to Korea soon, plus poor canowine being stuck in Dover all by his lonesome. So I get off work early and told Tom I was going to his house, I stopped and got some beer. Get there drink one before he got there, we drank some more while waiting for his brother to get off and home. We watch some tv and bullshit. His brother gets home and we have a slight buzz so he has to drive, which was the plan. So We leave off for Dover around 5 or so. Light traffic, nice ass weather, his bro got directions from a guy so we could take back roads. We got there around 7 or so, so by Dover Downs, the casino thing that's there to get a room, they were booked due to basketball and a tournament or some shit, so we headed down the road to a budget inn, got a room for less than 50. Great! We call canowine and he headed over, meanwhile we drank and watched "I love toys" on VH1. Toms laughing about how lame this bachelor party was. Outside we noticed thug wannabes walking back and forth since our curtains didn't close all the way. It appeared that drug deals were going down and possible blowjobs in cars. I called a cab for us to head back to the casino. We go and gamble for a short while, break about even, then get hungry. We walked down the road and got some seafood. We decided to go check out the local strip club because there seemed to be nothing else to do in Dover except sit at a slot machine for hours on in. Slots suck ass because there is no skill just luck. So We call for a cab while waiting on the check, they said half an hour, the restraunt kicked us out because they closed, it is now 1130, the cab gets there around 12, we were getting tired because we aren't quite young pups anymore and had been up since 5 am. So the cab takes us to Classics, Dovers strip club. While getting out of the cab these thug wannabes on there motorcycles start talking shit. We just ignored them, walk in and there is a fat chick on stage wearing her thong and making it disappear and reappear under the folds of her body, we kind of look at each other and knew the cab was gone, so we sat for a beer. half way through the beer they switched strippers and the next one wasn't as fat but still nasty ass shit so I called the cab back, we finished our beer and waited outside for the cab. The door man was telling us how this wasn't the best strip club but the best in the area, the other one had old fat chicks, an 80 year old lady owned it and would flash her saggy tits and rub them on guy faces. The cab driver confirmed it, we joked about taking Tom there but just headed back to our room. Canowine sat for a while while we bullshitted and watched tv then took off around 2. The rest of us played some cards, kept drinking and after 2 hours of arguing about sleeping arrangements and fighting over everything we passed out around 530, with me on a mattress on the floor, Uncle Tom on the box springs, and his bro on a bed. We woke up to people screaming outside but fell back asleep woke up just in time to check out and head to Denny's. Then back to the casino where I again broke even and they lost some money. We decided to head to a beach on the way back since it was nice. We drove and then stopped for a map and found the closest beach, Slaughter Beach. We stopped, it was chilly with the wind blowing off the water, we sat for a while then headed home. Tom tried to take a nap in the backseat, I got a pen from his bro since he didn't have any markers and I turned around and went to write on his face but he woke up and jumped. Then we all parted our ways to our women. May not have been normal but it was a great adventure.

The rest of the weekend was pretty uneventful, just hung out with HB, yesterday I got on my rollerblades again, first time in a long time. I stayed up and didn't wreck so it was fun, I just went around her neighborhood. But good times, the weather is nice as shit out! It's perfect, not hot no cold! Well I guess I need to do work so, Have a good Monday!