2 Jobs Suck

That's right I said it. I got off at 11 today, I should be home taking a nap and watching porn but no I am an american, well person. And that means I am a slave to the almighty dollar(franks, or whatever your fucking countries have). So I work 2 jobs. It's not really that I NEED 2, but I never have enough money, well not as much as I want. I always have enough for bills, gas, smokes and all the little shit. But as a person we are greedy and want more, so here I am reading my email and getting ready to go play with lead bricks and continue to abuse my back. Oh well. Now I get newsletters from Tshirthell.com and they are hilarious. If you can't go to this website from work like I can't, well not from the navy, here is an excerpt just for you. I hope Chris reads this since he is in San Antonio!!! And he loves to bust on HB for being Mexican. Anyway you can check the full newsletter HERE. I gotta get to work.

America Fixed in Five Paragraphs

America is currently facing two huge crises. Immigration is the one making all the headlines, but with gas prices passing three dollars a gallon, it shouldn’t be forgotten that we are also in the middle of an oil crisis. And while politicians waste all their time bickering and finger-pointing, both of these situations continue to worsen. That’s why I’m extremely pleased to announce that I have solved both of these problems simultaneously. The solution is very simple.

Cars fueled by Mexicans. I have designed a prototype and I am just amazed at the performance of this machine. Why this technology didn’t already exist, I’ll never know. Even more baffling is the fact that when I contacted America’s leading automakers, none showed interest. Most of them replied with a simple “Is this some kind of sick joke?” and hung up. I’m assuming I got this response because they didn’t take me seriously. But once I send them all a video of me putting parts of Mexicans into a blender, pouring them into a tank and demonstrating the car’s power, I’m sure the offers will come pouring in.

All of this is not to suggest that I don’t support alternative fuel sources. Hybrid cars and ethanol have both made immeasurable contributions to the cause, but they both have their setbacks. Hybrid cars, while environmentally friendly, offer very little power. And ethanol, for all of its positives, will ultimately leave farmland overworked and useless. And neither of these options does anything to help slow the immigration problem.

Cars fueled by Mexicans (CFM’s), on the other hand, provide many positives, and virtually no negatives. First and foremost is the fact that it will do wonders to curtail the illegal immigration problem facing this nation, but there’s so much more. They provide all the power of conventional autos with virtually no harmful effects on the environment. In fact, my design includes something not too dissimilar from a dryer’s lint-trap, which collects the bits of Mexican which don’t go toward fueling the car and make an excellent lawn fertilizer. And I haven’t even mentioned the fuel efficiency yet. My current design gets nearly 1,000 miles to the Mexican, depending on his or her weight. And considering how plentiful and renewable they are, I couldn’t possibly imagine a better option when you take our present situation into consideration.

So there you have it. The solution to not one, but two problems facing America. If I can find a sponsor or an automaker bold enough to think outside the box and back me financially, we should be able to roll these off the production line within six months. And if Congress approves my bill proposing that we ship unemployed African-Americans to other countries to help pay down the national debt, there’s two more problems solved. Keep your fingers crossed for a better America, and a better tomorrow.
-T shirt hell

Islands

Last night was a good time! I picked Uncle Tom up and we headed for the Black Cat. We got front row parking. There was a small line out front, we walked down to the pizza joint to yell at the for not having gravy for gravy fries that is on their menu and everytime Tom sees it and wants them but they never have gravy. Then we just bullshitted in line and watched a guy puke and walk across the street and puke in the middle of the road and we talked about how old we're getting. It was a younger kid maybe 16 fucked up on something. It was funny. We went in when the doors opened, got a couple beers and played the new pinball machine pictured below. I kicked ass finally since Tom usually buries me. Some guy came up and told us about it. He goes to the club just to have beer and play pinball. He was cool. Bought us a couple games so he could jump in our rotation. We went upstairs to see Cadence Weapon up on stage, he is a canadian rapper. Which really wasn't what I was expecting. But he sounded really good, most of his music/beats whatever you wanna call it sounded like video game music, kind of like Becks last album. He jumped down in the crowd and was jumping around and everything, just having a good time. Tom bought his album and got him to sign it and we took a pic with him.

Next up was Why? These were 3 talented guys. The drumer was also playing xylophone at the same time, the singer was playing a drum and keyboard at the same time, the third played a guitar and keyboard at the same time. The music was really good but the guys voice killed me. Tom thought he sounded like They might be giants but after thinking for a while, he sounded like the singer from Primus "My name is Mudd" except not as cool and rapping a little more. So We ditched and played some more pinball.

We got back in time for Islands This was great. These were the band geeks people made fun of in High School. The had 7 people, playing lots of instruments from sax, 2 violins, a recorder, clarinet, keyboards, bass, guitar, drums, I think that was all. This was fun, they were all jumping around, the music was great, they are all extremely talented. These Canadians rocked the house!

A little dark but can't lighten it at work

I am the Champion!!

Uncle Tom getting his ass spanked at some poker pinball!



Cadence Weapon


He came down and was jumping around with the crowd


Uncle Tom and I with Cadence Weapon

Islands


More Islands


Islands


Islands


The best pizza!

Some New Music

So a couple days ago I noticed my car wasn't as loud and when I checked I saw that I blew both of my subs. So I went to best buy yesterday and exchanged them, god bless my 4 year warranty. I've already exchanged them twice and the amp once. I can't help it I like my shit loud and sometimes make it too loud and blow shit. I just need a super system like I had in my first car. The car almost fell apart from the music. I did blow a couple of speakers on that too. Anyways I picked up a couple of Cd's too. And this is music that I think most of you would actually like. It is mellow. I like some mellow once in a while. Well I got 3 kind of mellow and haven't quite listened to them all though they are on my computer on shuffle. I like what I've heard so far. I think all of you should go out and pick them up for yourself. I am sure you'll enjoy it. Well except for Chris and maybe Zefyur if you guys even read here anymore. Bitches. Oh yeah Zefyur sent me a t-shirt and hat from Hard Rock cafe Kuwait, I had no clue they had one there. They really are everywhere! But here's the CDs, check out the bands give them a listen. I need to go to Uncle Tom's going away in a bit.

Pretty Girls Make Graves - The New Romance

The Fray - How to Save a Life

Elefant - The Black Magic Show

Really good shit. I will try to take a bunch of pics of my and Uncle Tom's last go round with the Black Cat, I will hopefully be going back but it will be sad being sans Uncle Tom!!

Oh yeah go over to HB's blog and check out my sexy goggles I had to wear after my eye surgery!

Yep it's Monday

Good weekend, about the same as all the rest which is good. Saturday I went to my other job and the owner of the company got to see my new hat since I forgot I was wearing it. But when I saw him glance up to read it I took it off. He was nice to me though since I saved them from having to call a locksmith. A guy got a key stuck in a door and me being the criminal I used to be attempted breaking in by sticking my arm and pliers through a mail slot. It almost worked but not quite, my forearms are pretty big from....*cough* working out. But then I used the pliers to get the key out without breaking it which I was close to doing with only my hands. So he gave me fruit and bottled water and called me by my name which I think he didn't know but the other guy probably told him that I was attempting to fix the problem. The rest of the time was spent chilling with HB and her boy. I've got some music news that people may or may not care about:

Pink Floyd's Roger Waters is doing a US tour where he will play the complete Dark Side of the Moon album. I'd like to see that, but I'd like to see the whole band a lot more. Smashing Pumpkins are reuniting and trying to start doing another album. And KoЯn, Deftones, Stone Sour, Flyleaf, and Dir en grey is on the Family Values Tour.

I asked HB about going to see Ozzfest and Warped Tour in August since we won't have kids. Ozzy is on Aug 6 and Warped is Aug 10. I really want to see Ozzy! And there are other bands too, and Warped Tour has bands I wanna see, plus it looks like this year you are allowed to bring in a backpack and a sealed bottle of water so maybe we won't get our camelbacks taken away this year. Plus I won't have Chris saying come on lets go up and fight thousands of people to get close to the stage and sweat our balls off in 90 degree boiling sun. HB and I can just hang out and listen and watch from a distance and not have to spend $100 on bottled water. It says you can take one bottle, I'll take a fucking water cooler bottle. I am excited. I guess it's good that the future excites me. I keep creating things to look foreward to. Moving in, in a couple of weeks, then going to Texas, then getting my son, then time without kids, then concerts. Lots of exciting things...lol. I just ate 3 pieces of pizza before I started writing this and I am already hungry again. I think I have a tape worm or something.

Tomorrow is Uncle Tom's going away lunch from work. I will go have some Vietnamees with him and we will go for his final time to the Black Cat with me that night. We will be seeing ISLANDS (ex-Unicorns), WHY?, CADENCE WEAPON, pretty much no names though Islands had some help on their album from a couple members of the Arcade Fire. It should be a good night, some beer, pinball, and after concert pizza!!! So we will bid Uncle Tom a good farewell. And try not to get raped by the penis tree agin...

Me and my hat

My hat, Mike and me in San Antonio



My hat and me on our Vegas trip



Before the burial



Before the burial



The first pic of my new hat and me



In the bag

End of an Era

That's right. Since I stayed at work way to long yesterday due to my dental appointment and everyone else was gone today the guy in charge of me told me to get my shit done and go home. So I did and was gone by 10 for my "eye appointment". I came straight to my other job and clocked in and then went to the mall since I was gonna get a new hat tomorrow but now am gonna watch Hbs boy so I won't be coming in. So I went to look at Hot Topic and was gonna swing by Spencers but I couldn't find it and was too lazy to walk all over, it was a big ass mall. So I went back to Hot Topic, they didn't have really cool hats so I had to get the one that was my size and fit great and that is this one:



I know HB isn't gonna like it but hey it's a new hat. And it's probably better than the fuCKYou one I wanted from Spencers. So My hat will be retired this weekend. I am trying to break in this new one. I will take pics of the retirement ceramony and post them. I am gonna miss wearing that hat. I can't find a good one of it posted anywhere. That hat has been with me for 6+ years, it is soaked with my blood, sweat, and tears and it shows. I will miss it but I will not throw it away, It will go in a ziplock bag and I will put it away and keep it forever. And watch as the germs on it turn to mold and then to the cure to cancer, AIDS, and every other disease because that it how awesome my hat is! I'm gonna go cry now so I can start to break in my new hat with my tears.

The greatest band EVER!!!

Ok so I came in to work this morning and was very disappointed that the internet wasn't working and I was forced to finally file the pile on my desk. When that was done I needed to kill more time so I put in the DVD from the Paste Magazine Uncle Tom gave me, I already watched all the videos and movie clips but there was something else on there so I watched it. It has changed my life. Who ever would have thought that anything would ever come out of Norway, who ever would have thought that Bonnie Tyler power ballad "Total Eclipse of the Heart" would ever be cool. Well click HERE NOW witness the greatness that is Hurra Torpedo. If you are like MartiniLove and can't listen to it because your at work and don't have speakers then as soon as you get home you must run in and get on the computer, come back here and click that link. If not then you hate music and will spontaneously combust tonight while you are sleeping. You have been warned. And you should all also pass this band along to all your friends because they need to see this to change their lives around completely for the better. I don't know how any of us have survived this long without witnessing this. They need to come back the the US and do another tour. I will seriously drive halfway across the country to see them. This would be the greatest show ever. Plus they really sound good. So please everyone for your own sakes don't ignore my plea or else your gonna die tonight!

Your still reading?

After 427 posts, wow! Especially since it's lost all of it's entertaining value what so ever, but then again it really didn't have any to begin with so I guess your not missing anything. Not much been happening on my front. I guess things have mellowed out a lot since I don't have my partner in crime here anymore. I need to start packing my lunch of bring in sandwhich shit. I've been buying lunch like crazy and between Subway, Taco Bell, the occasional salad, and the chicken I got today I spend anywhere between 6-8 dollars a day on lunch, lets do some math shall we. We'll round that to 7, that's 35 a week, 140 a month, 1680 a year. That's over twice my current rent. It's retarded not to mention I buy all kinds of stupid shit that at least entertains me for a couple weeks or months, but food, shit that keeps me happy for only an hour tops. And this shit isn't really delicious especially after eating it every other day. Steak and cheese sub, or grilled stuffed burrito. I tried some of the other stuff today, I got chicken and rice, it goes by weight, cost 9, for 2 pieces of chicken and some rice that did fill me up but wasn't really that good or that much. The rice is the main thing that filled me up. Fucking people, I tried last week to go to the little shop and buy a small sandwich and a bag of chips, it still cost 5.50 and was no where close to filling me up or good. Bags of chips cost .99 for a decent sized bag but when you open it, it's all air, it has a much chips as the little snack bags you used to be able to get for .35 back in the day but now cost .60 in the vending machines. It's fucking retarded. I really hate this inflation shit and not really the fact that yeah cost and demand and shit but the fact that it jumps so high and the quality and quantity gets smaller. I think when I get out and HB decides where we're gonna live I am buying a gun and killing my own food. I have never hunted well I kind of have I shot birds, fish, and people with a bb gun. Yes fish, it flooded and fish were in puddles near the creek and we shot them. I think I shot a squirel or 2 but don't remembered if they died. I'll start stealing peoples farm animals or pets or whatever. Hopefully I will be able to find a doritos farm. MMMMMmmmmm Doritos. It'll all be free after the cost of the gun, bullets and fines for hunting on people property and theft. Whatever I think it would still be cheaper that 140 a month, and Think of all the more stuff I will get and how many times I'd get away with it before getting caught. Just a thought. The only problem is my lazyness, but I do overcome that when I'm fighting anything like "the man" that is jacking up my costs. Well I better go, I need to go syphon some gas out of the car next to mine, I'm getting low again. I'm not paying fucking 3 dollars a gallon!

Useless Facts

Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.

Adolf Hitler wanted to be an architect, but he failed the entrance exam at the architectural school in Vienna.

Each year the Pentagon estimates their computer network is hacked about 250,000 times annually.

From 1939 to 1942, there was a undersea post office in the Bahamas.

The average adult has approximately six pounds of skin.

Pretzel snacks have been around for over 1300 years. A European monk invented the snack using used leftover bread dough.

If all the Oreo cookies ever sold were stacked on top of one another, they would be as high as 13.3 million Sears Towers.

Some of the titles that were considered for the hit T.V. show "Friends" were Six Of One, Across the Hall, and Insomnia Cafe.

Iguanas can recognize their human handlers and greet them differently, compared with strangers.

In North America there are approximately 618 roller coasters.

The dromedary camel can drink as much as 100 litres of water in just 10 minutes.

In ancient Greece, throwing an apple to a girl was a way to propose for marriage.. If the girl caught it, that would mean she accepts.

During the Gold Rush in 1849, some people paid as much as $100 for a simple glass of water.

Abdul Kassam Ismael, Grand Vizier of Persia in the tenth century, carried his library with him wherever he went. Four hundred camels carried the 117,000 volumes.

Just by recycling one aluminum can, enough energy would be saved to have a TV run for three hours.

On average, Americans move to a new place eleven times in their lifetime.

Damn cops!

Another decent weekend has passed. Pretty laid back. Saturday I went to my other job so I can get some extra money for our move next month and to start paying for my eyes, which are still getting better everyday. They are pretty much like new now except still a little blurry at furthur distances. But on my way to work I got pulled over for doing 80 in a 55. Cop was being a dick like most of them, this was a younger buff guy probably was a high school football player who wanted to feel like he had power so he became a cop. Well The guy must not know how to run out of state license. He told me that Ohio didn't have record of me or some shit and that he could take me to jail and have my car impounded and shit. I told him to look at the license it's good til 2007 plus I am in the military so even if it was expired it was good with my military ID, he threw a bit of a fit and told me to fix that shit or whatever than reduced my speed to 74 so my fine is only $80. So I immediately called my aunt who works for the DMV back home, she was off but called the highway patrol because she used to work there and still has friends there, they said everything was ok and the guy was a dumbass. I said that's what I figured and went on my merry way. So I had to stay at work for 4 hours to earn enough money to pay my ticket, it was a beautiful day so I left and went back home to HBs. We watched some movies, read our books and just chilled. Yesterday we did the Easter thing with a friend from work. It was fun, we went to the park ate some Popeyes hid some eggs and let the kids find them and then let them run around the park and play. It was fun. She served me breakfast in bed yesterday and it was delicious. I wok up ate it and went back to sleep, not very thankful I guess but I was tired. Well I'm at work now and a little stressed, I fucked up, but trying to fix/cover up. Everyday I have to fill shit with liquid nitrogen and I filled it friday but the tanks were low so I didn't fill them all the way and when I came in this morning the shit got too hot, which requires us to do all kinds of shit for a week to fix it. I don't want to so I just refilled them this morning and am trying to reset everything on my own even though I don't really know what I am doing and hoping it fixes it. It was looking better but now I've got another error that I am trying to fix. I have to go back down soon and hope it works. It's hard work being lazy. Oh well shit happens. I do this shit everyday for a machine that we use like one every couple of months, it's kind of bullshit. Plus I got plenty of other shit I can do instead, like blog. But wish me luck on covering up my fuck up and hope everyone had a good weekend and have a decent Monday, I know it won't be good because let's face it, it's Monday.

An Update

Above is a pic that I got through a link from CJS It's kind of neat, I think it just takes words from your sidebar. My eyes are kind of getting better, it comes and goes. The pain is mostly gone, it's down to an irritation. It just sucks because one eye will get clear and the other blurry and then they switch, it reminds me of when you have a cold and one nostril is plugged and that shit always happens. But I go tomorrow to get the contact bandaids taken out, hopefully it will be better then. I have been wearing my sunglasses at work, its fun people look at me funny but it helps, the florescent lights are irritating. The computer screen is really bad. I found that if I peer barely over my sunglasses at the computer screen there is kind of a shadow and if I use the eye that is clear for the moment it is easy to read the screen but I look funny doing it. HB has some pics of my glasses that I have to wear at night, they are cool, clear goggle with white foam shit around them. It's so I don't rub them while I sleep. Plus it helps prevent smoke from getting in my eyes. I'll tell you guys what I don't deserve HB. As many have noticed that when one of us has something wrong so does the other. Talk about conjoined souls. When we met we were both sick, she has woman problems, I get the eye thing, she gets sick so do I, She has surgery, so do I. But even though we are both messed up she still tries to baby me. I try to do the same for her but she usually won't let me. She offers massages and I do too but she turns it down. The other day I mentioned that one side of my shoulder hurt and she was rubbing it while I did dishes. I love those little moments like that. Last night she called to find out what seasons of the Simpsons I had, I told her and she bought all the rest because they were on sale. I mean yeah if I see their on sale I may pick up one or two but she bought like 4 of them, thats over $100. She really didn't need to do that but it does mean alot. She knows what I like. She is way too good for/to me. But I try my best to treat her the way she should, like the goddess of the world. But I am getting handed anotheer pile of shit to file. This is really dificult to do when it's blurry but hey I still gotta do my job. I wanted to add another countdown to this page but it messed up my HB counter and that's way more important but I only have 271 days left in the Navy then I am a civilian!!!! I can't wait! I leave you with a song dedicated to HB and it is as if Weezer crawled into my head and stole this....

My Best Friend - Weezer

When everything is wrong I'll come talk to you
You make things alright when I'm feeling blue

You are such a blessing and I wont be messing
with the one thing that brings light to all of my darkness

You are my best friend
and I love you, and I love you
Yes I do

There is no other one that can take your place
I feel happy inside when I see your face
I hope you believe me
Because I speak sincerely
and I mean it when I tell you I need you

You are my best friend
and I love you, and I love you
Yes I do

I'm here right beside you
I will never leave you
and I feel the pain you feel when you start crying

You are my best friend
and I love you, and I love you
Yes I do

You are my best friend
and I love you, and I love you
Yes I do
Yes I do...
Yes I do

I can see!! Well kind of...

I had my surgery. My eyes do hurt, it hurts about like when my eyes were fucked up except now it's in both eyes. But things are pretty clear just a little blurry. Looking at the computer is a little hard but I still have to be at work. I am so lucky to have HB babying me and driving me around though it was kind of torture yesterday because I just wanted to go home and take a nap and we had to wait on food. But I still love her. And for those of you who don't know....Percocet, coffee and cigarettes don't make a good breakfast. My stomach hurts. I didn't want to take the percocet this morning but it hurt pretty bad so I did. Well I have to get ready for my appointment, I gotta go back so they can make sure I'm ok. It was wweird but quick. Have a good day peoples.

It's Monday

So I'm back from my trip and I'm not sure how much I am gonna remember of what all I wanted to type, because I am really nervous about my eye surgery today. My stomach has been really queezy since I woke up and I've been lightheaded and all that shit. But the drive was ok. I didn't get any speeding tickets so thats great. Most of the driving was clear minded, I didn't think at all except when trucks blocked both lanes and I was pissed that I couldn't keep flying between 80 and 90. It was a nice meditation, then when I got into Ohio the ex kept calling me to tell me she couldn't get ahold of my parent to drop my son off before I got there. I started thinking about her. I realized that I am pretty sure I never actually loved her. The thing was I really like someone else I couldn't have and well she(the ex) really wanted me. That was the first time at least that I noticed that a girl wanted me. I liked her best friend, she was way hotter! But the feeling of being wanted is something that I always wanted and it was a great feeling and I thought that was love. But if it was love then why did I always think about "what if I was with..." I mean it was everyday I wished I was with someone else, we fought a lot and all that shit. I think I just wanted love so bad I made myself believe that that was it. Then thinking about how Hb and I started and how it just happened. It truely was just tripping and falling into love, when you least expect it. The feeling is so much more than what I thought was love back then. Obviously there is no book that says this is how love feels. But with HB I can tell. It hurts when she is not around, I think about her all day everyday, I constantly feel wanted, like I wanted, but not only wanted but needed to survive as I feel that I need her to survive. I'm sure I am making everyone nauseous now but that is just the tip of that thought that lasted for a couple hours. I made great time, 7 hours there and 7 back. It kind of sucked being just a short weeekend. Of course I spent it all with my boy who was great for me except one incident of him stealing his cousins change which I did the same thing and got my ass beat for but I just yelled at him and told him next time I was gonna beat his ass. What does a child not even 5 yet need money for, I did it because you learn at a very early age that money is everything and you need as much as possible. But we played and wrestled and had a good time, I saw my grandparents and only one of my cousins. I wanted to see my other one that I've been talking to on myspace and email that I recently found out is going through the same shit I did at her age but when she called saturday night my parents were gone so I couldn't leave even though my son was in bed so I told her we'd catch up in June. That's pretty much my trip, nice and boring yet fun to just see the family. Well I finally finished the huge stack of files that have been piling on my dek, well they are in the computer and now I need to try to file as much as possible before I leave at 2 to go to my eye appointment. If I can see to type tomorrow I may post an update if not then I'll catch up later. HB brought her camera so she can take pics of my eyes when they are all jacked up so maybe we'll post them so people can see what I am going through and decide if it's worth it or not.

I'm ready for my trip

So the plan is to ditch out of work around noon. This should get me to Ohio by 8 or so. It appears that it will be raining the whole time. The green is all ove my path but hopefully it won't be anything too bad, not like it's stopped me before. I've kept cruising at 70 while people were pulled over on the side of the road from not being able to see. I am kind of looking foreward to it. I seem to meditate when driving, well I guess when I'm moving. Last night traffic was bad and while I sat there I just kept getting the urge to stomp on the gas pedal and ram the cars in front of me. I don't know why but when traffic is stopped on 4 lanes of traffic it pisses me off because there is absolutely no reason that should happen short of an accident which there wasn't. But back to my point. I will have a clear head with my favorite rainy weather, though I don't really like driving on major highways with a lot of rain. But it's supposed to be a lot colder up there as well. I'm just pretty excited to see my boy. I miss him. I hope he likes the Easter basket that HB helped me make for him. Though I guess she deserves total credit, I just bought a bunch of candy and some movies and she bought the stuff for it to go in and it was her idea. But she tries to help me the better dad I want to be by helping me see my ignorance. I am nervous about money becoming tight this summer. with us moving and shit, needing to get everything turned on and U hauls and all that crap. And then also having to pay for my eye surgery. I thought we'd be all good until they jacked us on the security deposit but I know we'll make it through. I just can't wait til I go on terminal leave from the military and start working my other job full time. My god I will be raking in cash, especially if I can get like 2 months!! It will be a good Christmas with me getting paid for 2 jobs full time. But I am thinking way to far ahead, though June is coming up fast! Hmmmm I just thought of something, we don't have to cut our Texas trip down anymore since my ex doesn't have a job anymore, she probably doesn't have to go wherever she said she needed to then. But I guess I'd still like to go about the same time, that way HB will be on leave and we can stay a few days there and she can meet my family and see the wonders of Defiance. Well hope everyone has a good weekend. Hell I hope mine is good to, I think it should be, though I will miss HB.

busy.....

Yesterday was very busy. Well work wasn't too bad, I had quite a few things to do but most were easy and didn't take much time but afterwork was when the craziness hit. So I left work and went back to my place to start laundry since I had no more jeans or boxers. I posted the pics from YYYs and left. I had an appointment at the eye doctor at 4. I got there early and everything was good. My new surgery date is Monday and I swear to god that if it doesn't happen people will be injured severely!! I went from there to meet HB at the base so we could go sign the lease for our new townhouse at 430. I forgot the directions to the realators house and number luckily she remembered the number and got us there around 5. Signed that gave them a shitload of money and I ran out the door by 530. I had to be at counseling by 6. I was a little late but they didn't care we just watched a movie thing which was kind of neat. It was about the life of Rayful Edmond who was like a huge cocain druglord from here in DC in the 80s. It was actually pretty cool. One of the guys in the class used to run around with him. He said he knew all the people they interviewed and the actors who played them were also from the same block and shit. It was interesting. But I am going to miss the end of the movie since we only watched half and it was my last fucking night of that shit!! No more counselings, no more forging AA slips, no more random drug tests!! Now all I have to do is get off probation, I am gonna call my PO today and see about it. He better let me off. I am going back to Ohio for the weekend to see my boy. I am gonna try to get out of here early on Friday to make the 8 hour drive. I will be back Sunday though. I think it should be good. I need to get some tax shit from the ex anyway so it works. Well I am tired as shit since Chris kept me up late playin Halo last night so I am gonna go smoke and wake up. Happy Thursday fuckers!

Yeah Yeah Yeahs!!

I need a new camera, all pics are dark and really shaky, I need a stabilizer thing or something to help fight with the crowd! Damn blogger is too slow pics are HERE!!


So last night was the Yeah Yeah Yeah's concert. First band up was Blood on the Wall Who were different and by different I mean they sounded like everyone. They reminded me of some classic rock band that I still can't name, then some songs sounded like Pixies and Sex Pistol, and Breeders. The big guy had a cool ass voice though. Nice screaming and fast paced somewhat punk music. Then it slowed down and the chick would sing. It was pretty good, but nothing exciting. Oh yeah I almost forgot this concert was lesbian fest 2006. I mean everywhere, and not the cute lipstick ones either, the really scary butch ones. A couple points the sight of a couple of them really made me nauseous. But it did make it easier to make our way up closer for the YYYs. Although some were pissed and Uncle Tom heard them bad mouthing us but I don't listen to shit like that. The show was great. The part I love the most about concerts like this is when you see them smiling and having a good time. And Karen O was smiling the whole time. Guitarist Nick Zinner was shredding the shit out of that guitar. I mean that guy could play like hell!! I hate him for being talented. Drummer Brian Chase had his girl watching from up in the balcony Karen told us before Maps when talking about everyones love and of course she said I was her love, she looked directly at me and ointed and winked. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!! After they were done we hung around up front, I really wanted a drumstick but they wouldn't give me one, Uncle Tom got a setlist which I stole from him and claimed as my own for getting the tickets. But it was good I ripped some poster off the wall for him so he was happy. The whole concert was recorded by NPR, you can listen to it HERE If you listen carefully with it turned up, before and after Phenomena around 25,28-29 minutes you can hear me yell out for canowine, though I used his real name. I wanted to give him a shout out because I figured he'd find the recording and might hear it. Ha Ha we went and saw them and you didn't :P But yeah, I got a lot of pics and hopefully they all come out and I will post them tomorrow. It was the perfect finish to a Monday!

Useless Shit

Things I wonder:
Who decided that eating animals was ok but eating humans isn't? And for that matter who decided fucking humans is ok but fucking animals is wrong?

How did society evolve so much, we used to hunt with sharp sticks and shit and now we have skyscrapers and airplanes and shit. How do things like that come together, it baffles me. Someone said hey lets put these metal things together and add this fuel thing and hey look it's a car that moves on its own and shit.

Why the fuck to people pay so much money for "fashionable" shit. Look at my $1,000 suit that is made from the same shit as that $50 one there but it's Gucci or whatever.

How did people find medicine, people just got sick and they gave them random shit to see if they died or got better?

We've evolved so much where the hell are my flying cars and telepoter things so we can solve this traffic and gas problem! Well Here's the car but it needs to be more affordable!


Useless Facts:
A rocket-like device can be traced back to Ancient Greece when a flying steam-powered pigeon was built out of wood.

The most valuable painting made by a female artist is "In the Box," painted by Mary Cassatt. It was sold for $3.67 million at Christie's in New York City.

By law, information collected in a U.S. census must remain confidential for seventy-two years.

The sex of a baby crocodile is determined by the temperature in the nest and how deeply the eggs are buried.

A man filed a lawsuit against his doctor because he survived longer than what the doctor had predicted.

India has a Bill of Rights for cows.

The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.

Russian I.M. Chisov survived a 21,980ft plunge out of a plane with no parachute. He landed on the steep side of a snow-covered mountain with only a fractured pelvis and slight concussion.

All polar bears are left-handed.

An average adult produces about half a litre of flatulent gas per day, resulting in an average of about fourteen occurrences of flatulence a day.

An ear of corn always has an even number of rows because of the genetic formula which divides the cells.

Americans drink over a billion pounds of coffee every year and around five million bottles of soda.

An elephant's trunk contains more than 50,000 muscles.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.