Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Useless Shit

Things I wonder:
Who decided that eating animals was ok but eating humans isn't? And for that matter who decided fucking humans is ok but fucking animals is wrong?

How did society evolve so much, we used to hunt with sharp sticks and shit and now we have skyscrapers and airplanes and shit. How do things like that come together, it baffles me. Someone said hey lets put these metal things together and add this fuel thing and hey look it's a car that moves on its own and shit.

Why the fuck to people pay so much money for "fashionable" shit. Look at my $1,000 suit that is made from the same shit as that $50 one there but it's Gucci or whatever.

How did people find medicine, people just got sick and they gave them random shit to see if they died or got better?

We've evolved so much where the hell are my flying cars and telepoter things so we can solve this traffic and gas problem! Well Here's the car but it needs to be more affordable!


Useless Facts:
A rocket-like device can be traced back to Ancient Greece when a flying steam-powered pigeon was built out of wood.

The most valuable painting made by a female artist is "In the Box," painted by Mary Cassatt. It was sold for $3.67 million at Christie's in New York City.

By law, information collected in a U.S. census must remain confidential for seventy-two years.

The sex of a baby crocodile is determined by the temperature in the nest and how deeply the eggs are buried.

A man filed a lawsuit against his doctor because he survived longer than what the doctor had predicted.

India has a Bill of Rights for cows.

The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.

Russian I.M. Chisov survived a 21,980ft plunge out of a plane with no parachute. He landed on the steep side of a snow-covered mountain with only a fractured pelvis and slight concussion.

All polar bears are left-handed.

An average adult produces about half a litre of flatulent gas per day, resulting in an average of about fourteen occurrences of flatulence a day.

An ear of corn always has an even number of rows because of the genetic formula which divides the cells.

Americans drink over a billion pounds of coffee every year and around five million bottles of soda.

An elephant's trunk contains more than 50,000 muscles.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.