Another concert added

Yep yet another concert has been added to my list...
9/30/05 @ Sonar The Motherfuckin' Pixies (the day after my Bday)

It's gonna be a good time, a nice intimate setting for an awesome band, looks like it'll be Myself, Uncle Tom, Canowine, and perhaps SugarDuck(UT's fiance). Shit was expensive but I bought 4 tix at 10 when they went on sale. I'm still not up to shit have been bored and lazy. Thinking alot about next month when I am taking a vacation yet again, since I have use or lose leave. So I am taking 10 days off. Sep 21-30th and then of course I have the weekend off. I am planning a trip for the first weekend and then when I get back I will probably just be lazy and lay around and get drunk, I was planing on seeing how much I can drink on my Bday by starting right at midnight and going until midnight but now I have to be awake the next day for this concert and I may make Chris go out and do something with me so I may have to be able to function instead of laying on the toilet. But who knows thats next month things may change by then. I just hope I have fun on my Bday, last year was memorable in San Antonio and is going to be hard to top, I still have the pic from the strip club...lol. Ok Well here is a joke that I thought was funny:

The Idiot
Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding
in a car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the
three
men found themselves standing before the Pearly Gates of Heaven, where
St Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.
"Gentlemen", the Devil started: "Due to the fact that Heaven is now
overcrowded, therefore St Peter has agreed to limit the number of
people
entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't
know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven, if
not
then you'll come with me to Hell."
The philosopher then stepped up. "OK, give me the most comprehensive
report on Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of
paper appeared next to the Devil.
The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to
Hell." With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you
can ever think of" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper
appeared next to the Devil.
The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then
go to Hell". With another snap of his finger, the mathematician
disappeared too.
The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair" The Devil
brought forward a chair.
"Drill 7 holes on the seat" The Devil did just that.
The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing
up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"
The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right"
"Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole"
And the idiot went to Heaven.....