Sunday, May 29, 2005

Half a holiday weekend review.

As usual I am drunk so fuck everyone for my spelling errors. I usually would have posted yet but something happened last night that I need to post about so here we go. Friday nothing new went to a buddies house got drunk and played Halo and watched him play Halo more than I played since it was his house. I passed out on his couch. Saturday we were supposed to go to one of his buddies house, that we went to Silverstein concert with. So I finally drag him off the Halo because I wanted to party, we get there and no one was there but him and us. So it was a total sausage fest 2005. We get drunk except my buddy and we were hungry so we went to Taco Bell, who else is open at 1am, when he was tryin to park his buddies stick shift, he isn't used to his car, a car flew up and almost hit us. So his buddy said "follow his ass" so we follow him as he made like 7 right hand turns. I point out that I saw a bald spot and this is some old guy and we could see he is on a cell phone. One said he was probably on the phone with the cops, I said he was probably talking to a friend to get some guns ready. So he eventually pulls over we drove by him slowly thinking and ready to jump out and beat some ass but we continued driving. We got no more than 20 yards away from him and flashing lights behind us. Cop gets out and take all 3 of our IDs and ask us what's going on. We tell him this guy almost hit us and we wanted to find out what his problem was. Next thing we know we got 4 cop cars around us, 2 city, a sheriff and state trooper...hahaha. I start sayin DUI flash backs. They told us his mother had a medical emergency and he was afraid to stop and show us where his mother lived. We just kind of laughed and told the cop he was speeding, didn't make any full stops at stop signs and didn't use any turn signals. He told us not to chase people down because who knows, he could have been on drugs or had a weopon, or he could have been an old man we could have gave a heart attack. Then he told us to take off. We got back to his buddies place and see the old guy in his jeep going in a different direction than before we started following him with a police escort. It was some hilarious shit. Now if I had not pointed out the bald spot we may have been in trouble. Then when he pulled over, we would have jumped out and confronted him and probably have all got arrested. Instead it was just another fun time to tell to grandkids when I am a a crazy old man. Well time to play some Halo. Have a good rest of weekend.